Here, for your laughing pleasure, we present our ever-growing library of jokes, true stories, cartoons, funny photos and tall tales about the RV lifestyle.
Wish and ye’ shall recieve
A RVing couple, both born the same year and month, were celebrating their 60th birthdays. During the celebration, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been so loving she would grant them each one wish.
Very excited, the wife said that since she had already visited most of North America in her RV she would like to visit Europe. The fairy waved her magic wand; airline tickets instantly appeared in her hand.
Then it was the husband’s turn. He paused for a moment, then said with a sly look, “Well, I’d like to have a woman 30 years younger than me.” The fairy waved her wand, and presto, he was 90.
A dog was resting in a campground and an RVer was reading nearby on a lawn chair.
“Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?” a recently arrived camper asked. The RVer looked up over his newspaper and replied, “Nope.”
Yet when the camper approached the animal, it began snarling and growling, and then attacked his legs. After pulling away from the crazed animal, he yelled, “I thought you said your dog didn’t bite!”
The RVer muttered, “Ain’t my dog.”
The Good Ol’ Days
A couple of elderly RVers who’d recently celebrated their 50th wedding anniversary were sitting on the sofa in their Airstream motorhome, when the wife said, “Dear, do you remember how you used to sit close to me?” He moved over and sat close to her.
“Dear,” she continued, “do you remember how you used to hold me tight?” He reached over and held her tight.
“And,” she went on, “do you remember how you used to hug me and kiss me and nibble on my ear?” With that, her husband got up and started to walk toward the rear of the motorhome.
“Where are you going?” she asked. “Well,” answered the husband, “I have to get my teeth.”